From our Royal Correspondent. Wednesday 8th March: 13.15pm post Purim
An anonymous source close to a friend of a distant cousin to the Royal Family has leaked a copy of a recorded conversation between the Prince of Wales and the Princess of Wales, that took place on the night before Purim.
A Royal spokesman was approached for a comment but declined to confirm or deny this private conversation. This intrepid investigator was left with no alternative but to take the last resort and to check with Prince Harry if the conversation took place, he who’d documented ‘fiction to be leaked as fact’ in his former best seller, Spare, and who knows all secret Royal conversations that take place, whether he is present or not.
At very great risk, we’ve managed to get hold of the transcript of that all important recorded conversation, and you can read all about it below. But in the meantime, here it is played by actors ….. (I use the term loosely)
Hilarious!!You so enter the spirit of Purim in every way!!