If the Royals Did Purim

From our Royal Correspondent. Wednesday 8th March: 13.15pm post Purim An anonymous source close to a friend of a distant cousin to the Royal Family has leaked a copy of a recorded conversation between the Prince of Wales and the Princess of Wales, that took place on the night before Purim.  A Royal spokesman was approached for a comment but declined to confirm or deny this private conversation.   This intrepid investigator was left with no alternative but to take the last resort and to check with Prince Harry if the conversation took place, he who'd documented 'fiction to be leaked as fact' in his former best seller, Spare, and who knows all secret Royal conversations that take place, whether he is present or not. Our investigation has also discovered a leaked video of an announcement by a Montecito Spokesperson.  We are still establishing if this is 'Fake News'. CLICK HERE FOR THE LATEST NEWS FROM MONTECITO - Video At very great risk, we've managed...
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Purim 5783 – 2023 Rabbi’s Blog

Purim 5783 - 2023 Dear Friends As we are fast approaching the festival of Purim I am just writing to remind you of the 4 unique Mitvzot of the day and how we can fulfil it in St Annes: 1) Megillah Reading - The custom is to hear the Megillah read both at night (6:30PM) and at day. Shacharit on Tuesday will be at 9:00AM with Megillah reading approximately 9:30AM. The most beautiful (Hiddur Mitzvah)  way to perform the Mitvzah is by reading as a part of a congregation as the verse states "The splendour of the King is expressed amongst the multitudes of the people" (Proverbs 14:28). 2) Matonas Laevyonim - Gifts to the Poor.   Aside from the general Mitzva of Tzedakah, on Purim there is a special Mitzvah to give gifts to the poor, in particular those who are destitute or struggle to provide for the basic needs of themselves and their family. The Mitzvah is primarily to ensure that the poor receive the gift on Purim...
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Purim 2023 by Peter Beyfus

Purim 2023 by Peter Beyfus Spinning triumphant groggers loudly proclaim defiance; Haman and his conniving ten sons are silenced. And those who down the ages pursue hatred Will find their poisonous rhetoric negated. By a people who have withstood tyrants past and present; Whose fire for survival will not relent; And Queen Esther’s heroism will remain a beacon In a world where men reject hope and reason. The Fourteenth of Adar should make hostile Iranians Think more about peace than extermination. ...
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Message from the UK Security Minister

Dear all,   I hope you had a good Shabbos and are enjoying the rest of your weekend.   Some of you may have already received this message via local police contacts or neighbourhood teams, but I have also been asked to help distribute it across our community. The police are taking this matter extremely seriously and I have been contacted by multiple officers to relay their support.   The message is not unexpected for CST and our work to protect our community will not change because of it. Our key message remains that we must be alert to potential threats, keep doors and gates locked at all times, and report any suspicious activity in real time to the police and then CST.   If you need any additional support from CST, please don't hesitate to get in touch with me.   “The Iranian regime has a long history of targeting Jewish and Israeli interests around the world. Iran’s publicly stated animosity towards Jewish and Israeli interests has manifested in...
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Just a Week To Go ! Are you excited yet ??

Purim and our Party By The Sea is just a week away - Monday 6th March at 6.30pm Booking is essential - we're now taking the last bookings for catering. Closing Date : Thursday 2nd March. Click here to book NOW We're serving a hot meat and vegetarian buffet supper as well as a stunningly entertaining show. featuring the angelic voices of Rabbi Danny and Spencer, and  the acting masterclass of Rebbetzen Anna and Family. Fancy dress is optional. although you may not want to miss your place in the fancy dress parade and judging. Our world renowned raffle with its raft of exclusive and desirable prizes will round off the evening -  for the best £12.50 you'll have donated so far this year ! ...
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Parshat Terumah

"The Lord spoke to Moses saying: "Speak to the children of Israel, and have them take for Me an offering; from every person whose heart inspires him to generosity, you shall take My offering. Many have questioned this opening verse of Parshat Terumah. Surely the verse should have said "Speak to the children of Israel and have them give"!!?? It makes much more sense to command a person to give a donation.  You don't take a donation! Rabbi Moshe Alshich (1508 Turkey-1593 Safed) was a student of the Arizal (the greatest Kabbalist of the 16th cent) offers a fascinating explanation based on a halacha brought in tractate Kiddushim dealing with the laws of marriage: Usually for a man to marry a woman he is required to give her something of value. Our custom is to use a ring. There are many reasons for this. For example the circular ring represents a person making space for another crucial for a successful and blessed marriage. If a...
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The Deal

The Deal by Peter Beyfus The anniversary of Russia’s invasion of the Ukraine, 24 February, is fast approaching and at the diplomatic level we have heard speeches of defiance from Presidents Zelensky and Biden and a predictable rant from Vladimir Putin, so reminiscent of the nonsense spouted during the Soviet era and what is the common currency of  totalitarian regimes around the globe. Russia’s spring offensive could well have started and the next few months will be a telling time for the Ukrainian people; there will be further loss of civilian lives, destruction of the country’s infrastructure, but, hopefully, with Leopard 2 and Challenger 2 tanks being deployed and surface-to-air missile systems, capable of destroying cruise missiles, being supplied by the USA, there will be no significant territorial gains by the aggressor. Whether this war of attrition will ultimately favour Russia, that has far more capacity for a long struggle, must be central to NATO’s strategy regarding support for the Ukraine. However, the indomitable...
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Leslie Howard – “one of the most valuable facets of British propaganda”

Leslie Howard, born Leslie Howard Steiner, was a renowned Jewish film actor playing Ashley Wilkes in Gone With The Wind and a quintessential Englishman in other films After the rise of Nazism, Howard made anti German propaganda his goal and during the war decided to help shore up support for the Allies He was involved, so it is said, with British or Allied Intelligence When flying back on a passenger plane from Lisbon to Bristol...the Luftwaffe shot the plane down and Howard was killed. It was said at the time that the plane was shot down as the Nazis thought that Churchill was on board But it later emerged that Howard was the target as it was believed that he had been on a secret mission for Churchill A long-standing but ultimately unsupported hypothesis suggested that the Germans believed that the British Prime Minister, Winston Churchill, was on board the flight. Churchill's history of World War II suggested that the Germans targeted the commercial flight because the British Prime...
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National Bagels and Lox Day, make your own bagels!

Unlike fluden, chremslach or many of the delicacies featured on the Yiddish cooking show “Est Gezunterheyt,”, you’ve undoubtedly had a bagel before. We’re willing to bet, though, that you’ve never tasted one this good! Rukhl Schaechter and Zach Golden are the staff of the Forverts, the Yiddish Forward. In this episode of “Est Gezunterheyt,” Rukhl Schaechter and Eve Jochnowitz show you how to make bagels from scratch in your own kitchen. Hint: the secret is steam. Instructions: Adapted from George Greenstein Secrets of a Jewish Baker The Crossing Press 1993 2 cups water 1 1/2 teaspoon yeast 2 tablespoons sugar 1 tablespoon oil 6-8 cups bread flour 1 tablespoon salt Dissolve yeast in the water in the bowl of a stand mixer. Add the other ingredients beginning with 6 cups flour and mix with dough hook, adding more flour as needed to make a stiff dough. Allow to rise one hour and form into bagels. Allow the bagels to rise about 20 minutes or until they sink slowly in a bowl of water. Boil the bagels briefly in salted sweetened water and...
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