SYNAGOGUE NEWSLETTERS
These announcements were found in, and on, actual synagogue newsletters and bulletin boards. Even spell checker wouldn’t have helped:
- Don’t let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help. Join us for our Oneg Shabbat after prayer and medication to follow.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.
- For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.
- Thursday at 5pm there will be a meeting of the Little Mother’s Club. All women wishing to become Little Mothers please see the rabbi in his private study.
- The ladies of the Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.
- A bean supper will be held Wednesday evening in the community centre. Music will follow.
- Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.
- Mrs. Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
- The Men’s Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah. Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.
- We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the Sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
- If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you.
- The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue’s new fundraising campaign slogan this week. I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours.
Really funny. It’s good to laugh. Thanks for that Glen
Still smiling. Makes Monday more bearable. Many thanks.
Neville.
Brilliant, hilarious thanks to all involved in this massage.